The Hearing Journal
October 2012 - Volume 65 - Supplement 1 10
Page 35
Page 36
The world is a fascinating place and no two people see it exactly the same way. We all have our own perspective. In this blog, I will write about my perspective on...whatever. Since I usually view the world through humor, I hope that you will find some of it funny (and let me know). You may find some thought provoking (and let me know). You may find some objectionable (and keep it to yourself). Either way, remember...they are just My Kaneclusions!
Me!
About Me
- Sharon Kane
- Ledyard, Connecticut
- Between soccer, dance classes, piano lessons, doctor appointments and all the other fun things that being a mother brings, somehow I find the time to write.
Rachel Quotes
Rachel has always driven behind the driver's seat in my MPV minivan. Recently, I've been dropping her off at school and the side she needs to get out on is the passenger side. I asked her to start sitting on that side for convenience sake so she didn't have to step over everything in the back seat to get out. This morning, I got in my car and she was sitting in her passenger side seat again. When asked about it, she said, "I can't get used to sitting on that side. I've grown accustomed to this side." 4-25-2012
During her Student Led Conference, Rachel was showing me a map that she had made a mistake on by misreading the key to the map. The dots in two of the keys were very similar. "It was just a slip of the eye." 3-24-2011
Me: Rachel, you're being evil to the cats.
Rachel: I'm hurt that you would call me such an untasteful adjective. 1-25-2011
After discussing the menstrual cycle with Rachel for the first time, I ended by asking her if she had ever heard of a period before. Her reply: "The only time I heard of a period is in puncuation." - 12-30-10
Rachel was leaving the house and I said to her, “Bye Mini me.” Her response back: “Bye, Bigger, Older version of me.” 11-21-10
Rachel says, "Mom, you crack me up...It's like I'm the egg and you're the bowl." I asked her where she read or heard that and she said she made it up. 10-31-10
In discussing the holidays and playing 'what if' when Rachel gets older, I asked her what would happen if she got married, where did she think she would go on Christmas day. She said she would let the kids open their presents in the morning and then bring them to my house for food. I asked, what happens if your signficant other's family lives in California or somewhere far away, how would you handle it? Her response, without hesitation: "I'd say, 'Tell your parents I said hello.'" 10-17-10
I stated some time ago that on my 50th birthday, I want to take a cruise. On my birthday this year, Rachel said, "The good news is, only one more year until you can take that cruise." 08-05-10
In telling Rachel she had to make her own lunch for camp, she said, "Mom, you're growing me up too fast." 07-24-10
When getting ready for her dance recital, Rachel said, "I love getting ready for my recital...except for the face embellishments". (make-up) 6-26-10
Rachel was reading a book and it came to a description of what a character was wearing. She didn't know what it was so she asked, "Mom, is a windbreaker someone's butt?" 5-2-10
When asking Rachel for a smidgeon of ice cream, I asked her if she knew how much a smidgeon is. Her reply: "A little less than a smidge." 4-25-10
When asking Rachel if she wanted leftover ham with eggs for breakfast, she replied no thanks. I asked why not. Her response: "Ham is just so last night." 2-14-10
After cleaning my wine equipment with Clorox to sterilize it all, Rachel asked me, "Mom, why do you smell like a water park?" 1-22-10
In reference to whether one believes in Santa or not, Rachel says, "I think my friend that doesn't believe is too young to think so logically." 12-15-09
In an effort to get Rachel to take a nap with me, she says, "Mom, you know the drill. You want to sleep. I protest and I win. So can I just get up now?"
"Home is my favorite place because it's comfortable and I know almost every corner of it."
Regarding punishment, my 8 year old said when taking away a new book she got, "I think that's fair. As like any other kid, I don't like it. But I think it's fair."
Mia 2009 Creepy Tales Winner!
Norwich Bulletin Creepy Tales Contest
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far from the Tree
My Mia won the 2009 Creepy Tales Contest for the 6-8th grade. There were a 1000 entries from Norwich and surrounding area schools. I'm so proud of her! My kids can write!
Here is a link to her story entitled, "You're It!"
http://www.norwichbulletin.com/lifestyles/x665156967/Creepy-Tales-Youre-it
Here is a link to her story entitled, "You're It!"
http://www.norwichbulletin.com/lifestyles/x665156967/Creepy-Tales-Youre-it
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Introduction to Facebook
Intermediate Facebook 201
Addicted to FacebookSerious Side
Angels Comes in All Shapes and Sizes
Every Child is Precious
Shit Ain't Right
Blood is Not Always Thicker
An Ode to Jo
Stupid? I Think Knot
This Ability of MineHolidays
Halloween
So Many Things To Be Thankful For
Christmas Carol
All I Want for Christmas
We've Only Just Begun...It
Santa Delivers
Decade in Review
Simply the Best
48 is Just Sooo Last Year
Halloween 2010
Dear Rachel, Dianne is Squirrelly
Fall Back
Family of Fakers
Thanksgiving in New York City
12 Days of Kanemas
Why Do I Wait in LineMiscellaneous
In My Little Town
In My Little Town Revisited 1
In My Little Town Revisited 2
In My Little Town Revisited 3
Chip Off the Old Block
Does Size Matter
Slip Sliding Away
Fruit of the Vine
Darn Southerners
Short and Sweet
This Kane Went to Maine
Just Say No to Snow
Redneck CookoutSwiffur & Co.
All I Want for Christmas
We've Only Just Begun...It
Santa Delivers
Super Bowl Commercials
Is He or Isn't She
And They Call It Puppy Love
In a Fix
What is the Definition of Insanity?
I'm All Shook Up
Name That She-It
Swiffur's 1st Birthday
Vafeline's DayCurrent Events
Current Events
Lindsay's Drama by RNK
Immigrants are Good for the USA
My Child Advocate
Rachel is Issued a Citation
Mother-Daughter Team Has Been Published
Message of the Week
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Links to some of my other blog entries, Let’s Get Started , Introduction to Facebook, Intermediate Facebook 201, Addicted to Facebook, Angels Comes in All Shapes and Sizes, Halloween, So Many Things To Be Thankful For, Every Child is Precious, In My Little Town, Christmas Carol, All I Want for Christmas, We've Only Just Begun...It, Santa Delivers, Chip Off the Old Block, Decade in Review, Does Size Matter, Shit Ain't Right, Is He or Isn't She, Super Bowl Commercials, Simply the Best, Slip Sliding Away, And They Call It Puppy Love, Fruit of the Vine, Current Events, In My Little Town Revisited 1, In My Little Town Revisited 2, In My Little Town Revisited 3, In a Fix, Darn Southerners, Blood Is Not Always Thicker, Short and Sweet, Lindsay's Drama by RNK, What is the Definition of Insanity, Immigrants Are Good for the USA, 48 Is Just Sooo Last Year, I'm All Shook Up, This Kane Went to Maine, Name That She-It, Swiffur's 1st Birthday, Halloween 2010, Dear Rachel, Dianne is Squirrelly, Fall Back, Family of Fakers, Thanksgiving in New York City, 12 Days of Kanemas, Why Do I Wait in Line, An Ode to Jo, Just Say No Snow, Stupid? I Think Knot, Vafeline's Day, This Ability of Mine, My Child Advocate, Rachel is Issued a Citation, Redneck Cookout, Mother-Daughter Team Gets Published.
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Also, feel free to check out the ads on my page if you find something of interest.
To become a follower of My Kaneclusions, click on the “Groupies” link on the right side of the page.
Links to some of my other blog entries, Let’s Get Started , Introduction to Facebook, Intermediate Facebook 201, Addicted to Facebook, Angels Comes in All Shapes and Sizes, Halloween, So Many Things To Be Thankful For, Every Child is Precious, In My Little Town, Christmas Carol, All I Want for Christmas, We've Only Just Begun...It, Santa Delivers, Chip Off the Old Block, Decade in Review, Does Size Matter, Shit Ain't Right, Is He or Isn't She, Super Bowl Commercials, Simply the Best, Slip Sliding Away, And They Call It Puppy Love, Fruit of the Vine, Current Events, In My Little Town Revisited 1, In My Little Town Revisited 2, In My Little Town Revisited 3, In a Fix, Darn Southerners, Blood Is Not Always Thicker, Short and Sweet, Lindsay's Drama by RNK, What is the Definition of Insanity, Immigrants Are Good for the USA, 48 Is Just Sooo Last Year, I'm All Shook Up, This Kane Went to Maine, Name That She-It, Swiffur's 1st Birthday, Halloween 2010, Dear Rachel, Dianne is Squirrelly, Fall Back, Family of Fakers, Thanksgiving in New York City, 12 Days of Kanemas, Why Do I Wait in Line, An Ode to Jo, Just Say No Snow, Stupid? I Think Knot, Vafeline's Day, This Ability of Mine, My Child Advocate, Rachel is Issued a Citation, Redneck Cookout, Mother-Daughter Team Gets Published.
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Copyright © 2012 Sharon Kane
The information on this page may not be reproduced or republished on another webpage or website, or any means of communication or correspondence, whether digital or the like, without explicit permission from the author. To inquire for permission to copy any part of this blog, please send a request to kaneclusions@gmail.com .
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